Paper Cranes Fly: Sexless Chicken.

I woke up at 3:00 in the afternoon, and my eyes were not the size of the moon. Perhaps if it was 9:00 in the afternoon, then that would be a different story.

It took me a while to put on my face and get dressed. I decided to visit some friends in Queens. The plan was to visit one group who was having a gathering of sorts, then see another friend who I haven't seen since September, possibly have some fun time, and then meet up with Joaquin and Banana in the city for some chicken and rice.

The first stop consisted of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, pizza, and Scattergories. In fact, that was the first time I played the game.

Excuses for being late, letter rolled J, answer: Jacking Off

The gathering.

My other two plans did not happen which left me friendless and funless. Chicken and rice however, was a fun trip.

I met up with Joaquin and Banana at Woodside and I kept on their tail as we went to and from the city. On our way back on the LIE, I ended up taking exit 38 to the Northern State as Joaquin continued on to exit 42. After driving by myself, I received a phone call from Banana asking where I was. They were about four exits ahead of me. Seeing this as a challenge, I sped up from the usual 60-70 mph range to a good 80-90 mph.

After looking for a familiar license plate number, I still could not find the two. I called Banana to see how far along they were. I was catching up and only about a half an exit behind! Soon enough I got a text message telling me to slow down. I knew my purple lights were in their view.

I finally caught up to them near a stoplight. I tried to pull up next to Joaquin, but it was interpreted as an invitation for a race. Going back and forth we zigzagged while speeding. Joaquin used slow moving cars to prevent me from going through and eventually we both came to a stop at a red light. I told them, "I'M DONE! THIS IS TOO DANGEROUS!" But as the light turned green, I zoomed ahead (unintentionally!!!) at 60 mph.

Joaquin was not about to be defeated as he tried to pass me in the single lane upon Stony Brook Road. Coming from my right side, driving on side where cars are parked, he tried to pass me. Luckily, there was a parked car and he was unable to pass me. However, I am terribly sorry that they almost crashed.

After turning in on campus, Joaquin once again tried to pass me. Luckily, there was a bus in the lane with OPPOSITE traffic, preventing him from pulling ahead. Then as we turned into the apartments, I purposely swayed in whatever direction that he tried to go in order to pass me.

In the end, he still managed to park first on the other side of the parking lot. It was all in good fun though.

Back at D's, we ate our lamb and rice.